The Republic of Socialist test 34 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.65 billion Socialist test 34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 34ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,254 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 34's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist test 34 is ranked 284,223^rd in the world and 10,955^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.